Suicide Watch Needed?

I hope Barry Alvarez will assign someone to keep Mike Eaves, Kevin Patrick and Mark Osiecki away from tall buildings and sharp objects after Saturday night's game. If I was coaching that team I would not have even addressed the team after the game. I would have immediately left to check myself into a Psych Ward so I wouldn't hurt myself or others.

If you missed it, it was just like most other games this season. Chad Rau got a short-handed goal (he's had one in each of 4 games against the Badgers this season) compliments of UW's defense, the forwards couldn't solve the opposing goaltender, and the power play continued to be brutal.